Friday, March 14, 2008

You got less then 4 wheels and it is not powered by an engine? You suck!

Ok I have become one of them. Automobilists. You know them. Sitting in their car, polluting the air while you are either walking behind your baby buggy or you are on a bike...

(I left out everyone who is on a motor powered vehicle with 2 wheels. Everyone knows those suck of course, no questions asked.)

There are few people that have a kid that needs to be pushed around. But anyway. Know what the hell you are doing. "Oh I need to cross the road! Why not turn here and push the first half meter of the buggy off the sidewalk before I start looking if there is a car?"
Ever saw the movie Speed? Sandra bullock hits just such a buggy. It was filled with tin cans, not a baby. But come on. Once you push out a complete set of brains contained in a mini-head it does not mean you have lost the better part of your brains! Think ffs.

Today I was driving... roundabouts are very sucky when your car won't go stationary. In a 30 mile (50 kilometer) zone going from the 3rd into 2nd gear means your engine will stop and you jump start it every time....
So there is a way to do it better.. No shifting! Just carry on and take the roundabout at 25 mph (40 kilimeter per hour). Cut some corners in the center, actually going somewhat in a straight line. Mind you I would never do this if it is not for the faulty carburetor.

So what heppend more? I , by that meaning ME, MY CAR, a KILLING MACHINE, was already on the roundabout. I wanted to leave it when an old man, he must have been 60 and lost half his brain, cycled onto it and demanded he could continue and cut me off. He did not give me right of way. How I hate cyclists. THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT ON A ROUNDABOUT WHILE SOMEONE ELSE IS MEANS THAT OTHER PERSON GOES FIRST!

On a small 30 mile way there are cycling marks to the right on both sides. Not a single cyclist drawn on that. So it is a normal way. I may drive there. I remind you!, it is a small way. 2 cars can barely pass each other there, let alone while overtaking a cyclist.
In such situations it is ILLEGAL! for 2 cyclists to cycle next to each other. They are hindering the others.
So I hate cycling school teachers now also! There was a whole fucking class... instead of forming a single line, they were all side by side. 50 meters of traffic violations. A teacher should know better! I am glad I never have to trust my children in the hands of someone who society regards "Fit to educate and teach children." I'm never having children.

Returning home I got back at them (i.e. ppl on bikes). There was a woman. She stepped of her bike on the cycling path and turned to see if she could safely cross the road. In doing so without being aware of any traffic she pulled her front wheel onto the road, which belongs to ME! So when I was close instead of going around her I adjusted my heading to miss the front wheel by 5 cm. In passing, the old fart quickly pulled back the front wheel. Skavenger and I had a blast. Without doing anything illegal I showed the cunt she should think before acting.

Revenge is sweet.

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