My penis don't work

No this is not a confession but the translation of the subtitles that were stuck when watching comedy central.

I zapped just now to comedy central and being an English show on a Dutch channel there were subtitles. Ofcourse I understand english perfect but still you subconciously read the subtitles every time. And time and time again you notice they don't match.

All it read was "My penis don't work" Turned out to be a boring and at the same time strangely interesting conversation between 2 actors of "Two pints of lager".